my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
me comin’ to steal yo girlyoU CAN FUCKING HAVE HER HOLY SHIT
Me hunting for the pussy
oKAY SO I AWAS TYRING TO TAKE A GIF OF ME LOOING DECENT AT LEAST AS CECIL AND SAW THE FUCKIN BIGGEST SPIDER OF EXISTENCE AN DIM CRYING RIGHT NOW OKAY ITS WINTER THESE THINGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE HELP ME
im not gonna lie it looks like kevin just jumped out at cecil
It just gets better the longer you look at it
Station Management exit their office for the first time
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
i was not born male or female i was born a garbage human and have remained one ever since